Journalistic Satirist Prints

'We'll be maintaining our News coverage...but the news will mainly be about tits.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

UK border controls relaxed.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

No-Work Orange

"Gee, thanks pal."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Ghostwriting the Bible

The economy.