Tv Satirist Prints

"I'm not hog wild about either of them."

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Amazing how these ancient civilisations understood the mysteries of the universe"

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

Another cretinous dating show

Another self-obsessed 'celebrity' talks about their struggle with something-or-other.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism