Tv Satirist Gifts

"I'm not hog wild about either of them."

This is a show about archery enthusiasts. I hope we're not part of the target audience.

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"Amazing how these ancient civilisations understood the mysteries of the universe"

'Professional wrestling is fake. Let's watch Storage Wars.'

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

Another cretinous dating show

Another self-obsessed 'celebrity' talks about their struggle with something-or-other.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

Occu-Pie Mars

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Trump pardons

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'