Tv Show Satirist Gifts

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

I think of "The Fusco Brothers" as a modern-day "Bonanza." Only instead of four cowboys, we have four bums, and instead of a cook named Hop Sing, we have a wolverine named Axel. Is there a term for this fantasy? "Ponderosa Nervosa."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

The Proust of Twitter

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"