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Life is for the birds.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"She's a miniature."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

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Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'