Playful Tease Pillows

'The Usual?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

The Stripper

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Very funny."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Banana striptease...

Hit Me

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."