Theatrical Tease Pillows

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

The Stripper

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

Mime Tug-of-War

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

Banana striptease...

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Hit Me

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Say when.'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

'It's one of your five a day.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"