Taunting Enthusiast Pillows

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."