Outrage Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm busy! I'm searching the internet for something to be outraged about!"

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I like fountains very much!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Man guarding a written border.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Meter Maid

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

A shark swims into a desert island.

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Desert Island

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Sugar Cube Machine

"That train is going to crash! Oh, well... it was meant to be."

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.