Outrage Observer Pillows

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

AI Summit

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Bizarre sights.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Don't touch that Jake! It's bad for you!"

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'How can you be so cheap?'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Church Parking

End of the Pier Show

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"With all due respect, I prefer the term 'con artisan'."

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

"I've watched these workout videos for hours. They haven't helped."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'