Tease Gifts

'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

The Stripper

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Tartar sauce.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Very funny."

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Banana striptease...

Hit Me

'I don't like the look of yours...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Your brother's just teasing you, dear - I'm sure he didn't lick every one of them.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

Really tall guy with a 'Kick Me' sign attached.

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'It's a shame really, he used to have his leg pulled a lot when he was a boy.'

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'