Craving Connoisseur Gifts

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Who's the artist?"

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Wildlife Refuge

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."