Aspiring Connoisseur Gifts

Drinkers.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Masterpiece?

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

'You need a lot more money.'

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

War And Peace?/The Catcher in the Rye?/Citizen Kane?/Jaws?

'When does salmon season start?!'

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."