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Pizza and Related Searches.

'Talk about weird cravings: I felt like tofu yesterday...'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Bleak House

"Who's the artist?"

Charles Dickens.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Wildlife Refuge

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."