Cravings Connoisseur T-Shirts

'No more apples for me but I fancy pickled onions and icecream...'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

To do before Saturday...

"Trail mix?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Regular service or affected?"

The dark side of Halloween.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Future Wrestler

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'