Cravings Connoisseur Mugs

'No more apples for me but I fancy pickled onions and icecream...'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

The wonderful world of cheese.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

To do before Saturday...

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Trail mix?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Regular service or affected?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Quick swig first?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Future Wrestler

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'