Carnivorous Connoisseur Mugs

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Hmmmmmm.....what am I in the mood for?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Future Wrestler

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"We're out of empanadas!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?