Carnivorous Connoisseur Mugs

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Hmmmmmm.....what am I in the mood for?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Future Wrestler

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Cooked rare.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"We're out of empanadas!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Fetus?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Venus Fly Trap