Carnivore Curious Mugs

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'And I said to him: What a coincidence, I only eat 'vegetarians' too...'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"You're right. Tastes like chicken."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

*=Hotdog

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

We'll have whatever they are

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'