Cravings Conqueror Mugs

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Am Awful Crammer.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A woman's work is never done!

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

To do list

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"