Cravings Mugs

"Any cravings?"

Revenge is sweet and goes straight to the hips.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

To do before Saturday...

"You keep impeccable time."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Greedy child

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

'Whipped cream?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

What do you like most about presents?

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."