Hunger Mugs

"You keep impeccable time."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Greedy child

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

World Meat Consumptiom

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

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"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Any cravings?"

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Whipped cream?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Drinkers.

Cow Udders and Famines.

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

'You bought yourself a new cell phone, so it was only fair that I bought myself something. There's only one small difference...the cost.'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'