Hearty Appetite Seeker Mugs

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Honest Vending

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Ice Cream Flavors

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer