Hearty Appetite Seeker Pillows

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Honest Vending

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Ice Cream Flavors

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'