Gastro-adventure Seeker Pillows

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You owe me five bucks."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

I wish I'd had the review.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

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