Gourmet Adventurer Pillows

"We will always have Paris."

"Other than that, how did you like it?"

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Good heavens, Muriel, why can't we just have meat and two veg like other couples?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'It looks like you're a winner.'

"Something wrong? You haven't taken a photo of your meal."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'My backhanded compliments to the chef.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'If that is a toenail Monsieur, I can assure you that it is a French toenail.'

Lobster Hot Tub.

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

"I think he has something special planned for tonight. He's taking me to a place where you don't eat from a trough."

'The meat has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

'Al's alkaseltzer'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'It's nice of them to invite us over for dinner but normally people at least invite you inside.'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

Recipe: Personal Sous Vide Steak

Food Pyramid

Man debating the price in a resteurant

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."