Hunger Gifts

"You keep impeccable time."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

World Meat Consumptiom

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

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"Any cravings?"

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Whipped cream?'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Cow Udders and Famines.

Drinkers.

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'You bought yourself a new cell phone, so it was only fair that I bought myself something. There's only one small difference...the cost.'

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!