Hunger Humorist Gifts

Alison's appetite was legendary.....

'He's on the fasting couch.'

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

In case of emergency break bread.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Hydration

'Can I see your license,please?'

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Smiley

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'I drank too much last night.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.