Hunger Humorist Gifts

Alison's appetite was legendary.....

'He's on the fasting couch.'

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

In case of emergency break bread.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Hydration

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Can I see your license,please?'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

Smiley

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'I drank too much last night.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Knight with a tap in his armour.