Thirst For Humor Gifts

'You lifted your head.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Cow can

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

Menace.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Cat barking.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

Big Bird

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

'OK, you try it' (Learner bank robbers).