Poverty Humorist Gifts

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Guru.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

German School

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'