Poverty Humorist Gifts

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Guru.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

German School

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."