Always Hungry Gifts

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You keep impeccable time."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Dog's Sandwich

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Any cravings?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Allowed to Starve.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Revenge is sweet and goes straight to the hips.

Bicycle race.

'Tap or bottled?'

'Be a dear and nip to the chippy will you, love?'

'A handful of rice? what did you do with the handful of rice I gave you yesturday?'

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

"Now that you've brought it up...what's for dinner?"

“We literally have nothing to eat.”