Food Cravings Gifts

'Be a dear and nip to the chippy will you, love?'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

To do before Saturday...

"You keep impeccable time."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'Village store and Food museum'

"No, nothing's wrong dear...It's just that mom never boiled hamburgers at home."

The Food of Shame.

"Any cravings?"

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

Chef's first kiss

"I don't like sweetcorn".

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

Old fashioned TV dinners.

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

"I like to stay in denial of nutritional facts."

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."