Cravings Queen Gifts

"Any cravings?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Bad hair day!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Ice Cream Dreams.

To do before Saturday...

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Crotchet

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

If you've got it flaunt it!

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

"Pregnant? I just thought I went off my diet!"

"You should try taking more naps yourself. Sleep is free."

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'