Cravings Conqueror Gifts

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Yoga To-Do

Am Awful Crammer.

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Crop duster wanted.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A woman's work is never done!

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Pizza and Related Searches.

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

To do list

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Missing Sock