Craving Crusher Gifts

Exercise for fat people.

The Salesman

To do before Saturday...

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Pin-atas

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Any cravings?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Anders Iniesta

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

He saw that his crush opened his mating dance video message and didn't reply.

"How's your blogging going?"

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"