Craving Crusher Pillows

Exercise for fat people.

To do before Saturday...

The Salesman

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Any cravings?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"How's your blogging going?"

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'