Craving Conjurer Pillows

Bright Idea

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"The usual, please."

"She works best in hex mode."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Paint charming.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

Witching Hour

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

Profession : Cartoonist

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'