Goal Crusher Gifts

'Well, we made it.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'

"Damn, there goes the last of the New Years resolutions!"

Anders Iniesta

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

The Salesman

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Pin-atas

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Cough cough"

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

I'm using fossil fuel.

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"How's your blogging going?"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

Exercise for fat people.