Goal Crusher Gifts

'Well, we made it.'

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'

"Damn, there goes the last of the New Years resolutions!"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

The Salesman

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Cough cough"

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"How's your blogging going?"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

Exercise for fat people.

'I've never met a salesperson I didn't like... except, of course, for you people.'

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'