Deal Crusher Gifts

"It's make it or break it time. All in favor of breaking it?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Unusual Offers

"Do kids eat free?"

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

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