Deal Devourer Gifts

'Nose and tits, three grand, and I'll chuck in a face-lift.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Paper Boy

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

'You may have three mergers.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Primordial Schmooze

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.