Deal Devourer Pillows

'Nose and tits, three grand, and I'll chuck in a face-lift.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Paper Boy

Primordial Schmooze

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'You may have three mergers.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Everything for a buck.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"