Deal Lover Pillows

Pound sign being cut in half.

Farmers' Market

"How much is the sign?"

'Well, it makes me happy!'

'For the last time, stop saving me money.'

Sometimes, even a haidressers' half-the-price special offer can be very expensive.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Online Shopping.

"Do kids eat free?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Unusual Offers

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."