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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

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"...And please let the merger do through!"

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

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"You've got computer-breath."

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Bonk!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

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"I'll never forget you."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

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"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."