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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

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"...And please let the merger do through!"

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

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"No time - coupons are expiring!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Bonk!"

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

You're the olive in my martini

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"