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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Sharing Drinks.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."