Obstacle Crusher Gifts

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

The Path

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"How's your blogging going?"

World Peace Jungle

Nose Spray.

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

Exercise for fat people.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Tiny man and the chained door.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

Defeating the impossible, where there is a will there is a way.

"Son, it's time I taught you how to crush a bicycle."

'Sorry, Alexander just has to be top at everything!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'