Competition Crusher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the competition crusher who loves to win and is fueled by creative energy? Our collection of humorous and personalized items captures their drive and determination, making every victory even sweeter. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect gift that celebrates their competitive edge with a touch of creativity and fun.

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"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details." mockup

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

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'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!' mockup

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!' mockup

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

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'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!' mockup

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much. mockup

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!' mockup

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

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'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!' mockup

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

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'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.' mockup

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!" mockup

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?" mockup

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

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The rocket powered skiier

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'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.' mockup

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

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Ratminton

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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana! mockup

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

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The First Annual Game Show Week.

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Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes mockup

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

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"Eat my dust!"

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The Alpha Seltzer

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'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

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Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line. mockup

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

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'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!' mockup

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.' mockup

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

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Danger Slow Sand.

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"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

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Trojan Hurdler.

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock." mockup

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.' mockup

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

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Competition Crusher Gifts Collection

Competition Crusher Mugs

Discover more witty and motivational mugs perfect for the competition crusher—find your new favorite morning companion.

Competition Crusher Pillows

Shop pillows that celebrate the competitive spirit—add humor and personality to any space for the ultimate competition enthusiast.

Competition Crusher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that showcase the spirit of competition—decorate with motivation and humor for any winner.

Competition Crusher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of creative t-shirts designed for the competition crusher—wear your winning attitude with pride.