Candy Crusher Gifts

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Food Pyramid

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Cough cough"

Magical box of chocolates.

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"It's always a candy bar and a toothbrush...she's my dentist."