Candy Crusher Mugs

"I just gave her 100 Candy Crush lives so she won't be seeing anybody for a while."

The Short, Brutal Existence Of Pinata Candy.

Pin-atas

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

Food Pyramid

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Citizen Cane...

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Well, we made it.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

Magical box of chocolates.

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"Cough cough"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

I'm using fossil fuel.

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'