Candy Catcher Mugs

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Whale Piñata.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

How Piñatas Are Born

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'Imagine that in gummi!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Piñata Walk

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!