Candy Hoarder Mugs

"I need a vet."

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Chocolate Shop

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."